Friday, September 3, 2010

Bar Sex

Sean and I went to a  bar tonight to listen to music.  While we were getting a beer, I thought I heard someone say something to me, so I turned and asked the girl (she couldn't have been over 25) next to me, "Excuse me?"  She looked at me profoundly off-put, and said, "What?" I assume that she thought I was hitting on her. I apologized for my mistake and went on talking to Sean. 

The rest of the evening, she and her two friends were looking over at me.  I told Sean about it, and he said, "Enjoy it."  It felt good to have someone check me out, particularly with all my surgery scars and arthritis leftovers.  All night I basked in feeling like a hot man. 

After a while, we got up to leave, and as we walked out I realized that they had been looking at Sean all night, not me.

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