Names

I have always thought that sexually transmitted diseases sound nasty.  Gonorrhea, Syphilis, and Herpes sound like something that I wouldn't want to catch.  But stick with me a minute.  There is one STD that has some potential.  Imagine, if you will, a parent who wants to give their child a unique name.  In doing so, they name their first daughter "Chlamydia".   It's unique, beautiful, and shortens quite nicely to "Clap".